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Legendary (​+​Hidden track)

from From Hardship 2 Triumph by Doug Funnie

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Legendary:

As a kid, I try to be the best, Of Course/
Then I grew up with the power of the fucking Tri-force/
The Master Sword as my words then I cut them in two/
I Link to the Past to see what the future would do/
I rock on like guitars with heavy distortion/
Write my own dawn history of epic proportions/
Then I force them to bite they tongue. the game is done/
Breath a fresh air like pierce lung, the battles won/
So who is the next challenger?/
Straight gunning for the goal like a ex-caliber/
Hitting hard like Gallagher, im losing my mind/
Im a butterfingered crackhead the way im dropping these lines/
And I crank it up, like my name was Chev Chelios/
Im shocking “Disaster! Best Of..” videos/
They O.D. cause its laced with my silly flow/
And most coroners reports it as ‘Death by Stereo”/

Serious tho, I wont stop til you call me Legendary/
Follow me, man, that would be some weigh to carry/
To the museum to the Coliseum/
Having ‘Legend” Dubbed up in my mausoleum/

Muthafuckas know I rip cats, Break them off like Kit-Kats/
Like This, That, (And um) This, That, Til I break backs./
Leave they ribs cracked in the same attack/
Lay back, stand tall and they small like some tic-tacs/
Doug Funnie is the coldest, throwest, boldest/
Muthafucka spitting flames out the orifice/
They know of this, every MC I dismiss/
In a instant, they red and green like its Christmas/
Bloody and bruised. Why should I show them any mercy?/
Leave them Klump-ed up like the fucking Eddie Murphy/
Better than the rest, call me the best/
Shit so clean its like I soap it with Zest/
They not worthy,
drop dead weight fast and in a hurry/
Make Dennys employees/
Always trying to serve me/
Hit a “Grand Slam” til they put me on payroll/
Say “Goddamn” funky like Tuna Casserole/

Serious tho, I wont stop til you call me Legendary/
Follow me, man, that would be some weigh to carry/
To the museum to the Coliseum/
Having ‘Legend” Dubbed up in my mausoleum/

And I keep hitting hard, without the use of steroids/
Stay busting ass like a muthafucking hemorrhoid/
Sterile boys don’t give a fuck when I run Amok/
Fly V for Vendetta like a Vengeful Mighty Duck/
That’s whats up. Running through any kind of obstacle/
Dudes hating me cause im doing the impossible/
Its probably cause I causes them to pause/
Cutting through these tools like a multipurpose saw/
For being repetitive, just being competitive/
While they stuck on the sedatives, they being compliementive/
Trying to come back with the raps that are just wack/
Keep that shit like mummies and leave that shit underwraps/
Its pure crap like the demon off of ‘Dogma’/
People are flys, it is garbage that they fond of/
Im here to change that with original flow/
Cause im like Tony Jaa the way im dropping these ‘bows/

Serious tho, I wont stop til you call me Legendary/
Follow me, man, that would be some weigh to carry/
To the museum to the Coliseum/
Having ‘Legend” Dubbed up in my mausoleum/

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from From Hardship 2 Triumph, released June 10, 2012
Doug Funnie:
twitter & youtube: Funniemusic
Facebook: Doug Jason Funnie

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Doug Funnie Dallas, Texas

“Indie-rocking funk and R&B with hopelessly erudite lyrics about pop culture, history, and science –– still popular? Popular shmopular. As long as what comes next is good, there’s always going to be an audience for shticky, head-bobbing brilliance. Enter: Doug Funnie” – Ft. Worth Weekly

Doug Funnie is a Underground Hip-Hop Artist who is mainly associated with the genre known as “Nerdcore Hip-Hop”
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